I’m smoking way too many Turkish jades

And sipping on Kentucky straight

And when it’s empty

I’ll drink aftershave in desperation

When I was younger I was just abused

That’s why I’m always staring at my shoes

It’s funny how the smallest things affect you in big ways

Why do the best things always go so wrong?

It’s not enough for them to give your all

A revelation in the shower stall that love is futile

Down the drain through the sewer pipes

The remnants of a fucked up life

I kissed her once but fucked her twice

I’m like a beast but not as nice

And all the time I wasted on some girls

Just makes me want to wretch

My guys unfurled

The road to hell is paved with golden curls and headaches

I’ve known the tragedy of former friends

I’ve seen the desperate means to desperate ends

I’m going to die by liver, lung or chest or by my own hand

I had a relative who killed himself

He made his noose from his karate belt

I think I know how he must have felt

But I’m still breathing

Down the drain through the sewer pipes

The remnants of a fucked up life

I kissed her once but fucked her twice

Revenge is sweetest served on ice, yeah

Down the drain through the sewer pipes

The remnants of a fucked up life

I kissed her once but fucked her twice

The phone is off the hook tonight

There’s going to be a suicide tonight

You never know, this time it might be mine

There’s going to be a suicide tonight

Hopefully, this time it won’t be friends of mine

Yeah, there’s going to be a suicide tonight

A razorblade is bought to bleed some motherfucker dry

Yeah, there’s going to be a suicide tonight

Another girl will stop the heart of just another guy